Lakers' 20 Game Report

Lakers are legit a shit show. I kind of hate that I’m looking at the NBA as a fan of the league more than a fan of the Lakers to keep myself sane. And I see a team like Boston or Philly - these insanely young teams - that are doing it right now. I mean, fuck the Celtics and Philly in all honesty, but at the moment the Lakers don’t look like their taking over the league in the next 2 or 3 years. *Cries self to sleep.*

And if you look back at the moment that the Lakers were 10-10 last year, let’s be real, everyone was like, "Lakers are back!" Swag L shouts out to Uncle Snoop. But then everyone and they moms died and ended up being out for months, not days, and we won like 6 more games the rest of the year. Right now the Lakers are down to to the JV squad, and I’m not juiced for this team. There isn’t the flash that was there last year, and waiting for 2018 Paul George to take souls is like years away. *Cries self back to sleep.*

Analysis time!!!! Boring!!!! Lakers are lit on defense now . . . but can’t score. It’s not like football where if your team is good at defense you win mad games. NBA doesn’t function that way unless you’re the soul-taking force that was the mid 2000s Detroit Pistons - fuck them though.

Highlights!!:

- OT win at Washington was fucking dope and yeah they talked shit and legit got hit.

- We lost but the game against Philly was amazing.

- Kuzma, the soul-taker from summer league, turned into Kuzma, the soul-taker in the NBA. The kid is amazing and killing it! He’s older, but his aggressive play and athleticism is where we all wish Ingram was.

- Ingram, I know I just kind of blasted dude, but he’s dope too coming along nice for a 19 year old.

Lowlights:

- Yo Lonzo! Your jump shot dead or like trapped in the placenta!? Cuz you left that shit in Westwood. You suck bro! (not really) But make a shot dawg. Real Laker die-hards have your back so just do better!

- Luke? Yo! I know shots don’t fall so the offense looks trash, but Zu and Thomas Bryant are seven-foot God’s waiting to terrorize souls 24 seconds at a time. I want to see them blocking out and dunking my guy. Get that Bogut off my team!

Conclusion: We are behind where we were last year. But the team is deeper, so a shit ton of injuries aren’t going to kill us. We aren’t as exciting, but I feel like the Lakers are ahead of schedule? Lol, there’s a possibility of a playoff spot.

'Til we’re 21-20 ;)

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